Conversation between Mohan Bhagwat and Narendra Modi

Mohan Bhagwat and Narendra Modi

Narendra Modi (with folded hands): Jai Shriram. Bhagwat ji. It is a long time, almost a month since I spoke to you and sought your guidance. I want to know, are we falling short in implementing the Hindutva agenda.

Mohan Bhagwat: No Modi. You are doing a good job. We are going to have a Ram Mandir soon. The court has given judgement in our favour. Going ahead you can also add more temples to the list. You removed article 370. Very soon your duty will be to bring in Uniform Civil Code, Conversion Bill and Population control bill.

Narendra Modi: It is only due to your blessings Bhagwat ji, that we are implementing the Hindutva agenda. But we still are facing some challenges. I seek your guidance.

Mohan Bhagwat: Tell me Vatsa. I will guide you in moving towards Hindu Rashtra.

Narendra Modi: We are having problem with anti CAA agitation. As per your guidance, we tried to crush the agitation in Uttar Pradesh, Jamia, Karnataka through use of police force. But the opposition against us seems to be growing.

Mohan Bhagwat: Don’t worry Modi. We are with you. Everything is fair in love and war. And we are in war with all our opponents. We have to fight with ‘liptards’, ‘sickulars’, ‘commies’, ‘tukde tukde gang’. They are coming in the way of our Hindu Rashtra. Any action against them physical attacks, defaming, fake news has my complete approval.

Narendra Modi: Bhagwat ji. I am lying a lot. I along with Amit bhai are constantly changing our statements to confuse people. But people are gradually detecting our lie. They are catching us with proofs.

Mohan Bhagwat: Don’t worry Modi. Now you start personal attacks against all the whistle blowers. In Sangh we have this tradition. The best way to counter another ideology is to defame a person. We have been doing this. Instead of countering liberal-secular values or left values, we identify specific individuals who represent them and defame them. Create stories even if it has nothing to do with reality, villainise them and propagate them.

Narendra Modi: Bhagwat ji. We are using both physical force and defaming technique. Recently we also attacked those in JNU. We hoped that through physical attacks at Jamia, JNU they will fear and stop questioning us. But this does not seem to be happening.

Mohan Bhagwat: Spread the message that this ‘Tukde Tukde gang’ is dangerous for the country.

Narendra Modi: We are doing that. In recent election meeting, Amit bhai rose the issue of ‘Tukde Tukde gang’ as part of election campaign. Now someone has submitted an application to seek details into ‘Tukde Tukde gang’. Ministry of Home Affairs has been asked details such as who constitute tukde tukde gang, how it is defined, what standard operating procedures exist to deal with them, what punishments are sought to be given to them.

Mohan Bhagwat: Never expected this. ‘Tukde Tukde gang’ was necessary for us to polarise and villainise our ideological opponents. We have less proofs to prove that they indulge in anti-national activities. But we can create proofs – even if fake to convince that they are anti nationals. Our friends in Zee news, Times Now did it last time. See what else can be done.

Narendra Modi: We have employed many in our IT cell, expanded our Bhakts. Bhakt communities are working hard to defame them. But our opponents seem to be telling Bhakts, not to trust and follow us but question us. They are telling our Bhakts to question us on issues such as unemployment.

Mohan Bhagwat: Tell them that so many opportunities for employment can be available in Hindu Rashtra. There could be Gau Rakshaks, Gau Sevaks, Gau mootra and Gau dung salespersons and marketers, Rioters, fake news journalists, fake news writers. And also there will be a permanent IT cell, which will do ‘gun-gaan’ (praise our worthiness) and defame others. And all these will be happening in the name of Desh bhakti and nationalism.

Narendra Modi: Yes, I am doing this. I am also telling the educated youth that they need not worry about employment in Hindu Rashtra. They can always take up Pakoda making enterprise. I am telling our Dalit brothers that they need not look at manual scavenging and sewerage cleaning as bad but to treat it as a spiritual activity.

Mohan Bhagwat: They need to know that our Hindutva morals are different from the constitutional morals. We aim to build the country on the foundations of Manusmriti.

Narendra Modi: Yes but these liptards-seculars-commies talk of equality.

Mohan Bhagwat: Tell them that equality is only a western concept and does not suit India. And those who talk of equality are only anti-nationals. How can there be equality between Hindus and non-Hindus, Upper castes and lower castes, Higher classes and lower classes, Men and Women?

Narendra Modi: They also talk of ‘Azadi’. It is echoing everywhere in the protests. Now the number is growing more who say that we do not seek ‘Azadi’ from India, but ‘Azadi’ from hunger, malnutrition, poverty, unemployment, casteism, communalism.

Mohan Bhagwat: Propagate that these are not real issues. This is only to divert attention from Hindu consolidation. All those who talk of equality, freedom and justice issues are only anti-hindu. Instead of such Hindus joining us in Hindu consolidation and Muslim isolation, they are doing a dis-service to Hindus.

Narendra Modi: Bhagwat ji. Nobody is buying this. They are saying that Hindus and Muslims do not have problem with each other, but have problem with us.

Mohan Bhagwat (immersed in thought): Need to see. What to do next.

By An Indian Citizen




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